I could almost see myself in this predicament 🙂
Kickstart My Life | The New Yorker
Tag: Humor
Inspirations for humorous speech contests
and John’s Anatomy of the speech here
More movie based speeches – Johnny Cash – Walk the line
and this one on any speech in general – David Henderson
Latest Revelations concerning the NSA, a division of the Claus Industries [Humor]
T Rob has the scoop:
It was revealed today in secret documents leaked to this reporter that the US National Security Agency (NSA) is actually a division of Claus Industries, LLC, a company synonymous with its eponymous founder and CEO, Santa Claus….Years ago, as world population rose beyond Santa’s ability to personally keep track of all of us, he first subcontracted, then eventually built his own surveillance teams. Over the last decade, dedicated Claus Industries surveillance teams have been deployed to every country around the globe, all of them posing as government spy agencies.
Discovery of a new element: CERN makes an announcement [Humor]
Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of right-on-like particles called peons.
Procurement advice if you need to get a new e-book or whatever gadget [Humor]
T Rob Wyatt dispenses some advice on how to get yourself a new e-book or gadget. Married men, young or old, heed his advice.
If thirty years of marriage have taught me anything, it is that any good idea is her idea.
Thoughts on hair transplantation [Humor]
If you need a laugh (& I did need several today), read this hilarious article by T.Rob Wyatt, who it appears from his LinkedIn profile to hide his hair under a hat.
What goes on when you’re not there [Video]
Exactly what happens when you’re not there can only be found out with a camera rolling
How to deal with nosy store clerks [Humor]
T Rob shares his tips to handle nosy store clerks.
….The store thinks of them as loss prevention. I think of them as a captive audience provided by the store for my amusement. Of course, I only abuse the ones whose friendly banter crosses the line into mind-yer-own-bizness-bub territory.
Battle against the princesses [Article]
This rings true on so many fronts – One Dad’s ill fated battle against the princesses
Your life in averages [Article]
Harry S Dent is renowned (or scoffed at, depending on what you think of the man). He presents an interesting research about spending habits over a lifetime. Men’s spending on underwear, apparently, is fascinating everyone.