A hilariously written scientific article by Lauren Wolf that concludes thus:
“No question, pee in the ocean. Urine is harmless stuff in the first place and is diluted to the point of insignificance within minutes. There are far more harmful things in the ocean to worry about!” Yeah, like a Sharknado.
Turned off? Read about the other creatures which inhabit the ocean and who don’t have a bio-chemical processing plant (aka toilet).