Urban Bicycling is for Lazy People [Article]

A clever description by James D Schwartz:

I step outside my front door and hop on my bike because I’m too lazy to go downstairs in the parking garage to get the car. I pull my bike up to the front door at my destination because I’m too lazy to drive around looking for a parking spot then having to walk from the car to the building.

To the internet giants, you’re not a customer. You’re just another user [Article]

John Naughton explains why to a reader who wrote in with this problem:

“As you write about the internet, I wondered if you knew how long it takes Yahoo to get back to people. I have an iPad, but went to the library to print a document (attached to an email). Yahoo knew I wasn’t on my iPad and asked me to name my favourite uncle. I replied, but Yahoo didn’t like my answer, so locked me out for 12 hours. I can’t get into my email account. Getting to the Help page is really difficult. Do you ever speak to anybody at Yahoo? I had to open another non-Yahoo email account, so I opened a Gmail account and it looks to have the same problem. Not easy to get in touch with anybody when things go wrong. I am sure I am not the only one who wants to discuss my problem with a human being. Yours sincerely…”

for all the booface fans out there [article]

booface had its first annual shareholder meeting on Tuesday. Here’s a short report. Also an indication of what happens when you have more money than sense:

“Facebook shareholder says she does not know how to use Facebook. She bought thousands of shares at $35 apiece. Also wants investment advice.”

And if you have the heart (or time) to listen, an audio recording of the proceedings (90 minutes long)